Hazel's Jokes!

;) One of my favourite jokes which I thought up today:

Chess pieces in an economic crisis!

--> no castling
Can't afford to build (a castle).

--> no promotion

The queens are on strike (and the knights, bishops, and rooks don't wish to be bothered).

--> no jumping

Uses too much energy.

--> no king

He got a huge bonus package for exiting the game, leaving everyone else to struggle.

--> no pieces

They all got laid off.