Hazel's Jokes!

How would a bishop feel if he could move from a white square to a black square?

Answer: De-"lighted" (no longer on the light squares)

How does he feel about not being able to change colour?

Answer: It's okay. He's "light"-hearted.

How does a knight feel about not being able to change colour?

Answer: Enough silly jokes. A knight CAN change colour!

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