Monday, May 3, 2010

Hazel's Jokes!

Why was the chess player discouraged to see the letters "G" and "M" next to his name?
Answer 1: They belonged to his opponent.
Answer 2: He was registering his motor vehicle during the financial crisis.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Upcoming Tournaments!

Tournaments:

Canadian Chess Academy Tournaments (CFC Rated)
- Every Sunday
- 25 Fairway Heights Drive (Steeles & Leslie), Toronto
- 1 pm - 4 pm
- $20, family discounts available, third child free, discounts for 8 week session
- FREE for all group and private students of Predrag Putic
- All equipment provided
- http://www.chessteacherno1.com/

Oriole Chess Club
- Consecutive Sundays
- Oriole Community Centre, Toronto
- 1 pm start
- $12 for members, $20 for non-members (per tournament)
- http://www.angelfire.com/alt/ochess/

Swansea Chess Club Saturday Rated Tournaments
- Every Saturday
- Swanseas Town Hall Community Centre
- 12:30 pm, tournament 1 - 4 pm
- $15 per tournament, family discount available
- http://www.chessforchildren.ca/

Knights of Chess Sunday Rated Tournaments
- Every Sunday
- 5635 Yonge Street, Toronto
- 2:30 pm, tournament starts at 3 pm
- $15 per tournament, family discounts available
- http://www.chess-math.org/pdf/childrens_sunday_instructional_chess_info.pdf

Chess in the Library (still growing) - free games and lessons!
- http://www.chessinthelibrary.com/

Serbian Bosna Open 2010
- May 5 - 14, 2010
- huge cash prizes, norms
- http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2655
- http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2824

43rd Annual Ontario High School Chess Championship
- May 7 - 9, 2010
- New College, U of T
- See link for schedule
- $50 by May 3, school/family discounts available
- Equipment provided
- Championship, intermediate, and beginner sections
- Individual and team awards
- Bed and breakfast for $40 per night available
- http://www.chess.ca/misc2010/OHSCC.pdf

Guelph Olympic Fundraiser
- May 8, 2010
- Guelph University Centre
- 10 am start
- $20, all funds will be donated to national teams
- CFC rated
- 30 player limit
- http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3072

London May Open #1
- May 8, 2010
- Hillside Church, London
- registration 9:30 am - 9:55 am, 10 am start
- $20
- bring your own equipment
- http://www.chess.ca/ontario.shtml

Ontario Youth Chess Championships
- May 15 - 16, 2010
- Kitchener City Hall
- $65 - $70 entry fee, no on-site entry
- limited equipment
- side events being organized
- http://www.psmcd.net/oycc2010/
- http://www.chess.ca/ontario.shtml

Ontario Girls' Chess Championship (CMA)
- May 22, 2010
- Marshall McLuhan Catholic S. S., Toronto
- 10 am - 10:30 am check-in, 11 am start
- $30
- registration and payment by May 10 to receive a t-shirt
- grades K to 12
- many side events, lunch included
- http://www.freewebs.com/ogcc/

2010 Calgary International
- May 20 - 24, 2010
- Calgary Chess Club
- $125 - $275 entry fee until May 17, no entries on-site
- free for IM and GM
- limited registration
- must be minimum 2200 CFC and 2100 FIDE
- CFC and FIDE rated, IM norms
- approx. $5,000 in prizes
- http://www.albertachess.org/2010CICC/index.html

35th Annual Paul Keres Memorial
- May 22 - 24, 2010
- Delta Hotel, Vancouver
- See site for schedule and entry fees
- FIDE and CFC rated
- accommodation rates available
- all equipment provided
- http://keresmemorial.pbworks.com/

2010 Ontario Open
- May 22 - 24, 2010
- 918 Bathurst Street, Toronto
- $90, $60 for students/seniors/titled players (free for GM/WGM), must register by May 17
- $9000 prize fund based on 200 entries
- open section will be FIDE rated, students also receive CMA rating
- 200 player limit
- http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2568
- http://www.chess.ca/ontoronto.shtml

Sherbrooke Open
- May 28 - 30, 2010
- 420 rue Marquette, Sherbrooke
- $35 - $50 entry fee, add $10 for on-site
- $3500 in prizes based on 80 entries, guaranteed $1000 first prize
- http://echecs-sherbrooke.com/open2010.php

London May Open #2
- May 29, 2010
- Hillside Church, London
- registration 9:30 am - 9:55 am, 10 am start
- $20
- bring your own equipment
- http://www.chess.ca/ontario.shtml

Copper State International
- June 4 - 9, 2010
- Phoenix, Arizona
- $150 - $450 entry based on FIDE rating
- free for 2500+
- limited registration (2200+ FIDE)
- only 4 spots remain in the B group
- norms possible
- accommodation rates available
- charitable tournament
- http://americanchess.net/events/complete-schedule/copper-state-international/

Guelph Spring Pro-Am
- June 5 - 6, 2010
- Guelph University Centre
- $55 pro section, $35 other sections, add $10 for on-site
- Pro section is FIDE rated
- http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2820
- http://www.chess.ca/ontario.shtml

Brampton Olympiad Fundraiser (active)
- June 5, 2010
- Brampton Soccer Centre
- Entry is a donation to the national teams
- registration 1 pm, 1:15 pm start
- bring your own equipment
- limited space
- http://www.chess.ca/ontario.shtml
- http://www.horizoncricketclub.com/

Eastern Ontario Open
- June 11 - 13, 2010
- RA Centre, Ottawa
- $90, various discounts available
- free for GM and IM confirmed before June
- CFC and FIDE rated
- bring your own equipment
- http://www.eoca.org/PDF/2010%20Eastern%20Ontario%20Open.pdf
- http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2902
- http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3087
- http://www.chess.ca/ontario.shtml

2010 KWCC Teams Active Challenge
- June 19, 2010
- Kitchener City Hall
- registration 10 am, 10:30 am start
- $40 cash per team on-site
- teams consist of 4 players from the same club/company/region
- equipment provided, free parking
- http://www.chess.ca/ontario.shtml
- http://www.kwchess.com/

London June Open
- June 26, 2010
- Hillside Church, London
- registration 9:30 am - 9:55 am, 10 am start
- $20
- bring your own equipment
- http://www.chess.ca/ontario.shtml

Canadian Youth Chess Championships
- July 6 - 9, 2010
- Hilton Hotel, Windsor
- free t-shirt for players, free chess bag/set for Hilton guests
- http://www.chessreg.ca/ (also see OYCC)
- http://www.cycc.ca/
- http://www.chess.ca/ontario.shtml

Canadian Open
- July 10 - 18, 2010
- The Westin Harbour Castle, Toronto
- $195 until July 6, no entries on-site
- guaranteed $30,000+ in prizes
- special accommodation rates available
- http://www.chess.ca/misc2009/2010CANOP.pdf

Quebec Open
- July 24 - 31, 2010
- http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1948
- Chess Camp: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2908

London August Open #1
- August 7, 2010
- Hillside Church, London
- registration 9:30 am - 9:55 am, 10 am start
- $20
- bring your own equipment
- http://www.chess.ca/ontario.shtml

2010 North American Youth Championship
- August 16 - 19, 2010
- UQAM Sports Center, Montreal
- $75 before July 12, $100 July 12 - Aug 13, $125 after Aug 13
- special accommodation rates available
- http://chess-math.org/fide-nayc.htm

London August Open #2
- August 28, 2010
- Hillside Church, London
- registration 9:30 am - 9:55 am, 10 am start
- $20
- bring your own equipment
- http://www.chess.ca/ontario.shtml

2010 NATO Chess Championship
- October 18 - 22, 2010
- Koege, Denmark
- for military personnel
- http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2944

CMA Summer Chess Day Camps (Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto)
- http://www.chess-math.org/camps

Various CMA Events For Juniors
- http://www.chess-math.org/calendar

CMA Chess Lessons
- http://www.chess-math.org/chess/lesson.htm

Results:

Shirov simul game (draw): http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2781

Videos and Results from the Scarborough Shirov Simul:
http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2780
http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2775
- Draws: Alex Rapoport, William Rutherdale, Rune Pederson, Erwin Casareno, Pepin Manalo, Arkadiy Ugodnikov
- Wins: Zaidun Alganabi, John Hall

Shirov lecture database: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2865

Victoria 2010 Olympiad Fundraiser
- $299 + $1 raised

OPEN
1st: Gavin Steininger (5/5)
2nd - 3rd: Howard Wu, Roger Patterson (4/5)

U1700
1st: Philip Boyle (3/5)
2nd: Nick Milonas (2.5/5)

U1400
1st - 2nd: Mathew Geng, Li Geng (2/5)

More results from the fundraiser:
http://victoriachessclub.pbworks.com/Active-Fundraiser-For-the-2010-Olympiad

KW Winter Open
1st place: IM Artiom Samsonkin (5/5)
games: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2929

Cannes
IM Jean Hebert 8/8
Paul Saint-Amand 2.5/8
http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2828

RA Spring Open

OPEN
1st - 3rd: IM Tom O'Donnell, GM Bator Sambuev, Roman Sapozhnikov (4/5)

U2400
1st: Nikita Kraiouchkine (3.5/5)

U2200
1st - 2nd: Christian Collins, Jason Riordon (2.5/5)

U2000
1st - 2nd: Mateusz Dydak, Gilles Groleau (4/5)

U1800
1st - 2nd: Alan Tomalty, Dan Liu (3.5/5)

U1600
1st: Dave MacNevin (5/5)
2nd: Anthony Pace (3.5/5)

More information, crosstables, and games:
http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2861
http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2862
http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2910

Canadian Chess Hall of Fame inductee: Zvonko Vranesic
http://web.ncf.ca/bw998/CanadianChess/History/CanadianChessHallOfFame.html

GTCL Volunteer of the Year (award = 2 year CFC membership): Alex Ferreira
http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3079

Hamilton Winter Open 2010

OPEN
1st - 2nd: Hans Jung, Michael Dougherty (4/5)
3rd: Doug Bailey, Vlad Drkulec, Keith Wight, Aaron Both (3.5/5)

U1900
1st: Adam Cormier (4.5/5)
2nd - 3rd: Yuanchen Zhang, Mario Piccinin (4/5)

More information: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2890

Quebec Junior
1st: GM Anton Kovalyov (5/5)
2nd: Louie Jiang, Nikita Kraiouchkine, Sankalp Modwal (4/5)

Crosstable: http://fqechecs.qc.ca/index.php?typ=actu&catagorie=1&id=2829

Eric Hansen at SPICE International: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2907

Mauricie Open
1st - 2nd: GM Anton Kovalyov, GM Bator Sambuev (4.5/5)
3rd: Arnaud Rainfray (4/5)

Crosstable: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2931

Hart House Toronto Open

OPEN
1st: IM David Cummings (5/6)
2nd - 3rd: GM Bator Sambuev, Roman Sapozhnikov (4.5/6)

U2300
1st - 2nd: David Filipovich, Liam Henry (3.5/6)

U2200
1st: Michael Kleinman (4.5/6)
2nd: Jesse Wang (4/6)
3rd: Stephan Tonakanian, Bernd Hahn, Dalia Kagramanov (3.5/6)

U2000
1st: Haizhou Xu (5.5/6)
2nd - 3rd: Omar Shah, Michael Song (4.5/6)

U1800
1st: Ferdinand Cale (5.5/6)
2nd: Richard Wing (4.5/6)
3rd: Bruce Dowling, Magas Yusuf, Kevin Wan, Jackie Peng (4/6)

U1600
1st: Jack Ding (5.5/6)
2nd - 3rd: Qiang Li, Michael Rogers, Hanyuan Ye (4.5/6)

U1400
1st - 2nd: Claudio Sottile, Jiaxin Liu (4/6)

Unrated
1st - 2nd: Derick Twesigye, Griffen Emmaque (5/6)

Team
"The Arts": IM Artiom Samsonkin, Haizhou Xu, Roman Sapozhnikov, Michael Kleinman

More information: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3000
Photos: http://www.kris-egis.com/egisphoto/thumbnails.php?album=23
More photos: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3030
Some games: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2974

World Amateur Championship

Richard Huang (7/9) - tied for 2nd place!
Regina Veronicka Kalaydina (5.5/9) - 22nd/124

More information: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2941

4th Annual Grand Pacific Open Chess Championship

OPEN
1st: IM Lawrence Day (5.5/6)
2nd - 4th: FM Jack Yoos, FM Holger Grund, NM Radu-Laurentiu Roua (5/6)

2010 BC championship qualifier: Harry Moore

U2000
1st - 2nd: Manfrei Aquino, Dezheng Kong (4/6)

U1700
1st - 2nd: Trevor Yonkman, Ryan Lo (3.5/6)

U1400
1st: Ray Wu (6/6)
2nd - 3rd: Jerrold Richards, Joshua Doknjas (4/6)

Unrated
1st: Li Geng (1.5/6)

Furthest Travelled: Polly Wright
Biggest Upset: Trevor Yonkman

More information: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2999
Crosstable: http://grandpacificopen.pbworks.com/4th-Annual-GPO-Event-Reports

Saguenay Open

OPEN
1st: GM Bator Sambuev (4.5/5)
2nd: Arnaud Rainfray (4/5)
3rd: Nicolas Chiffot (3.5/5)

U2000
1st - 2nd: Jonathan Perron, Michel Filiatreaut (4/5)

U1600
1st: Rejean Labrecque (4.5/5)

Crosstable: http://pages.globetrotter.net/jrboutin/Standings.html

Niagara Falls Open 2010

OPEN
1st: Artiom Samsonkin (4.5/5)

U2000
1st - 3rd: IM Chedomir Micic, Paul Gelis, Aaron Both

U1800
1st - 3rd: Chris Vanderlee, Adam Cormier, Jackie Peng

U1600
1st: Leslie Tang

Top Upsets
1st: Alex De Cal
2nd: William J. Mollison
3rd: Razvan Preotu
4th: Ivan Kudelka
5th: Mei Chen Lee

Top Junior: Richard Douglas

More information: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3039

2010 Toronto Secondary School Team Championship

Senior
1st: Victoria Park C.I.
2nd: North Toronto C.I.
3rd: Don Mills C.I.

Junior
1st: Weston C.I.
2nd: Victoria Park C.I.
3rd: Stephen Leacock C.I.

More information: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3056

Ontario Chess Challenge

Kindergarten: Tomas Salathiel
Grade 1: Frank Wang
Grade 2: Yue Tong Zhao
Grade 3: Kevin Wan
Grade 4: Joseph Bellissimo
Grade 5: Razvan Preotu
Grade 6: Jackie Peng
Grade 7: James Fu
Grade 8: Joey Qin
Grade 9: Simon Gladstone
Grade 10: Arthur Calugar
Grade 11: Lloyd Mai
Grade 12: Shiyam Thavandiran

Results: http://members4.boardhost.com/chess-math/msg/1271685035.html
Some games: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3082

Kitchener Saturday Active
Some games: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3093

2010 Scarborough Chess Club Championships
1st: WIM Yuanling Yuan (7.5/9)
2nd - 3rd: John Hall, Runne Pederssen
http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3112

Follow the pairings/games of the Canadian Junior: http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3110

Ontario Scholastic Team Championships

K-3
1st: SH 3A (4.5/5 match points, 16 individual points)
2nd: UCC 3A (4.5/5 match points, 13.5 individual points)
3rd: PALMERSTON (2.5/5 match points, 10.5 individual points)

K-6
1st: DENLOW JUNIOR (4.5/5 match points, 14 individual points)
2nd: CROSBY HEIGHTS (4/5 match points, 14.5 individual points)
3rd: SH 6A (3.5/5 match points, 15.5 individual points)

K-9
1st: HENDERSON HAWKS (4.5/5 match points, 14 individual points)
2nd: KING EDWARD (3/5 match points, 12 individual points)
3rd: CRESCENT A (3/5 match points, 10 individual points)

K-12
1st: NORSEMEN (4.5/5 match points, 17 individual points)
2nd: UCC BLUE (4/5 match points, 15 individual points)
3rd: NORTHERN (3.5/5 match points, 14.5 individual points)

More information:
http://members4.boardhost.com/chess-math/msg/1268625978.html
http://chess-math.org/pdf/osctc2010-team-standings.pdf

Olympiad Selection

National
Jean Hebert (Canadian champion)
Kevin Spraggett
Mark Bluvshtein
Leonid Gerzhoy
Pascal Charbonneau (selected)

Women
Dina Kagramanov (Canadian champion)
Yuanling Yuan
Nava Starr
Yulia Lacau-Rodean
Yelizaveta Orlova (selected)

More information: http://www.chesscanada.info/forum/showthread.php?t=929

More games posted (various tournaments): http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3026

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Chess and Animals?

Puppy playing chess
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"How to Play Chess Like an Animal"
by Anthea Carson & Brian Wall
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Animal Chess Sets
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Straight out of the jungle!
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And of course, I'm not the only one with jokes!
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A Good Chess Player
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Hazel's Jokes!

How would a bishop feel if he could move from a white square to a black square?
Answer: De-"lighted" (no longer on the light squares)

How does he feel about not being able to change colour?
Answer: It's okay. He's "light"-hearted.

How does a knight feel about not being able to change colour?
Answer: Enough silly jokes. A knight CAN change colour!

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Happy Easter!

How do you know a chess game is over in April?

Answer: It's "chick"mate!

Why a knight? Why not a bunny?

Answer: The pieces were tired of stepping over eggs (there's not enough room on the board as it is!)

How do chess players know it's spring?

Answer: Frosty never comes to tournaments anymore.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Hazel's Mind Bender

Since I'm in a rush, you get an easy one today...

During a chess game, Mary delivers a check, but her opponent's king does not move. Furthermore, no pieces block the check, and there are no captures. However, the game is not over after this move (not checkmate, stalemate, etc.). How is this possible?

Two possible answers:

(1) This is a correspondence game, and Mary sent a monetary check (cheque) along with her move...possibly to pay an entry fee or as a gift for her opponent. She did not "check" her opponent's king.

(2) They are playing take-me, or some other variant that does not require the king to be on the board.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Hazel's Mind Bender

Not too tough...

Freddie is a talented chess player. After only three years, he is close to reaching master rating, yet he claims to have never touched a (chess) piece in his life. All his games are played in front of his opponent, and since he is a quiet boy, he never says his moves out loud. How is this possible?

Answer: Freddie must be very shy. Over the three years, he has only played against one opponent, his computer. Although he plays in front of his "opponent", he never "touches" the pieces on the screen. Instead, he simply clicks and drags them.

Seeing that his rating is limited to his computer-playing abilities, it is debatable whether or not his talent is overestimated (it is difficult to reach master rating within three years of actual tournament play).