Saturday, April 17, 2010

Chess and Animals?

Puppy playing chess
"How to Play Chess Like an Animal"
by Anthea Carson & Brian Wall
Animal Chess Sets
Straight out of the jungle!
And of course, I'm not the only one with jokes!
A Good Chess Player
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Hazel's Jokes!

How would a bishop feel if he could move from a white square to a black square?
Answer: De-"lighted" (no longer on the light squares)

How does he feel about not being able to change colour?
Answer: It's okay. He's "light"-hearted.

How does a knight feel about not being able to change colour?
Answer: Enough silly jokes. A knight CAN change colour!

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Happy Easter!

How do you know a chess game is over in April?

Answer: It's "chick"mate!

Why a knight? Why not a bunny?

Answer: The pieces were tired of stepping over eggs (there's not enough room on the board as it is!)

How do chess players know it's spring?

Answer: Frosty never comes to tournaments anymore.