Would You Rather?

Ten more:

1. Would you rather lose one tournament game to someone half your rating or lose two tournament games to your younger sibling/younger family member?
2. Would you rather break a tie using checkers or Chinese chess?
3. Would you rather play first board on a team of upcoming stars or last board on a team of established players?
4. Would you rather write a chess book on openings, endgames, tactics, or strategy?
5. Would you rather be an amateur chess player everyone likes or a GM everyone hates?
6. Would you rather play a game on live television or on a stage in front of thousands of people?
7. Would you rather lose a game on time or lose a game due to significant miscalculation?
8. Would you rather sit next to someone who chews gum or eats nuts (during a game)?
9. Would you rather have a spectator leaning over your shoulder or leaning over the board?
10. Would you rather eat only lettuce between games or eat only twinkies?

My answers at the end of the week :)

Hazel's Jokes!

Okay this one's a bit silly...

Why does a farmer like to play chess?
Answer: He likes to keep checkin' (chicken)!