Sunday, June 13, 2010

Hazel's Jokes!

There were only two types of animals at the weekend tournament. What were they?

(1) Round Robins
(2) Mice

Huh...mice? Hey, where did all the "swiss" cheese go?

Note: The cute picture above was found at:

Chess Openings Named After Animals

Don't be surprised if someone calls your game a kangaroo (1. d4 e6 2. c4 Bb4+) or pterodactyl (1. e4 g6 2. Nf3 Bg7 3. d4 c5), but really, a wild bull (1. e4 Nh6), crab (1. a4 e5 2. h4), or...fried fox (1. e4 f4 2. d4 Kf7). A good way to get fried, that's for sure.