Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Chess Jokes!

Here are a few jokes courtesy of...me!

1) Why was the chess piece angry with the chef?

It was given stalemate! (stale meat)

2) Where does a rook like to sit in a theatre?

The back row!

3) How many moves does it take to checkmate?

One!

4) What do you call a tournament committee?

A chess board!