Here are a few jokes courtesy of...me!
1) Why was the chess piece angry with the chef?
It was given stalemate! (stale meat)
2) Where does a rook like to sit in a theatre?
The back row!
3) How many moves does it take to checkmate?
One!
4) What do you call a tournament committee?
A chess board!
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