STEP 2: PRACTICE CHESS AGAINST A COMPUTER.
Halloween chess game http://www.gamesforwork.com/games/play-11305-Halloween_Chess-Flash_Game
(you have to be patient, it takes a minute or two to load)
Such an adorable set, but 100% fearless! How many times do you get to play Halloween chess against the Sicilian?
Strange - I seem to see things better with the Halloween set...guess that's a sign I'm out of practice. It helps that my "opponent" likes moving the "witch" (queen) out early.
The Halloween Gambit...scary...
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Nxe5 wowwwww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roz1YeJjvUY
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Knights_Game,_Halloween_Gambit
http://www.chessville.com/uco/Halloween_Gambit/Part_1.htm
"Austrian Jakob Steffen, played the gambit with his crafty clone "Brause" in thousands of chess games on the ICC-server between 1993 and 1998. He achieved a performance of over 70 %."
http://www.chessexchange.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2904
Impressive! Now who wants the purple hand (I still have my doubts of its edibility)?
http://worldsbestcookingmenu.blogspot.com/2009/10/halloween-chess-cake.html
Wooden halloween pieces. Amazing! After seeing these, I don't think I'll ever carve wood again.
http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/1359/cat/external.php
A pawn dressed up as a knight - priceless!
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/early-halloween-drawing-i-made-for-chesscom?lc=1
STEP 7: REALIZE YOU CAN'T ORGANIZE A GAME AGAINST A PAWN ON A FANCY WOODEN SET AND DECIDE TO RESORT BACK TO TOURNAMENTS.
How about Chess 'n Math's Halloween Tournament (tomorrow)? - sounds like fun!
http://members4.boardhost.com/chess-math/msg/1286430732.html
...to celebrate, I even designed a witching/wizarding hat for Kiril!
STEP 8: PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK AND ENJOY THE SATISFACTION OF FIGURING OUT WHY CHESS PLAYERS SPEND THEIR WEEKENDS IN TOURNAMENTS ...WHAT A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY :)
NOW THAT'S HOW WE "CHECKMATE"!
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BONUS STEP:
TRICK OR TREAT UNDER ONE CONDITION...YOU MUST SAVE SOME FOR ME! AFTERALL, ADVICE DOESN'T COME CHEAP.
p.s. I like caramels and chocolates :)
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Also see my costume idea posts:
http://checkmateupdate.blogspot.com/2010/09/best-dressed.html
http://checkmateupdate.blogspot.com/2009/10/halloween-costumes-anyone.html