Hazel's Jokes!

The day chess and poker combine...

http://www.chesstalk.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3329

(note: this blog post is not indicating that the combination isn't a possibility - just a fun joke)

Sally played in some chess tournaments (and she happens to be really good!).

In the first tournament, she got a souvenir chess pin.
In the second tournament, she got a ribbon.
In the third tournament, she got a medal.
In the fourth tournament, she got a trophy.
In the fifth tournament, she got a giant plaque.
In the sixth tournament, she got cash.
In the seventh tournament, she got a spot on the national team.
In the eighth tournament, she got a norm.
In the ninth tournament, she got a title.
In the tenth tournament, she got a trip to the WSOP...

...and in the WSOP...

...she got a headache.

Poor Sally. Better go back to chess.