Monday, August 24, 2009

Hazel's Jokes!

;) One of my favourite jokes which I thought up today:

Chess pieces in an economic crisis!
--> no castling
Can't afford to build (a castle).
--> no promotion
The queens are on strike (and the knights, bishops, and rooks don't wish to be bothered).
--> no jumping
Uses too much energy.
--> no king
He got a huge bonus package for exiting the game, leaving everyone else to struggle.
--> no pieces
They all got laid off.

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